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;You know your having a bad day when you
;have thoughts like these!
;
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
You wake up face down on the pavement
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
You put your bra on backward
and it fits better
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
You call suicide prevention
and they put you on hold
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
You see a "60 minutes" news team
waiting in your office
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
Your birthday cake collapses
from the weight of the candles
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when...
You want to put on the clothes you wore
home from the party and there aren't any
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
You turn on the news and they're showing
emergency routes out of the city
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
You wake up and discover your waterbed broke
and then realize you don't have a waterbed
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
Your car horn goes off accidentally
and remains stuck as you follow a group
of Hell's Angels on the freeway
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
Your boss tells you not to bother
to take off your coat
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
The bird singing outside your window
is a buzzard
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
You walk to work and find your dress
is stuck in the back of your panty hose
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
You call your answering service
and they tell you it's none of your business
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
Your income check bounces
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
You put both contact lenses in the same eye
You can tell it's going to be a bad day when..
Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill"
and your name is George